not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013
SIR that is my- okay, look i can’t actually remember why i followed them or why they followed me, but I LOVE THEM, it would be WEIRD not to see them reblogging gifsets of shows i have no interest in!
it’s important to be able to start a petty dispute with the people you love at any moment. my wife is from an italian family and all I have to say is “there are too many pasta shapes” and we’re off to the races baby
i have to reblog this with some of my favorites from the notes.
it’s important to be able to start a petty dispute with the people you love at any moment. my wife is from an italian family and all I have to say is “there are too many pasta shapes” and we’re off to the races baby
I don’t care if she’s an AI with no physical form, she is HOT
my digital wife <3
oh it’s always “i want a hot computergirl with poor cable management to glitch on my shit” and “i want to fuck her until she bluescreens” on this website until it’s time to put your money where your mouth is. i have a post about usb penetration with tens of thousands of notes. i see the things you all say. you have a hot computergirl in front of you and this is how you all repay her? you would abandon her? prove yourselves as the computer sex website; vote for hera NOW!!!
Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):
killed a man with a harpoon while bleeding from a gut shot. you can’t argue with that kind of sex appeal
There is a scene where the main character Doug Eiffel expresses his surprise at the fact that Minkowski, his commanding officer, has a husband. It’s probably intended to be read as “Oh wow, she’s such an uptight and boring stickler for rules, how could she have found someone to marry”, but in my heart it is because she’s so butch that Eiffel’s brain is short-circuiting trying to figure out how it’s not a wife back home. That is sexy!
Commander Renee Minkowski didn’t survive for five years on a collapsing space station where the LEAST of her problems were a mad scientist using her coms officer as a petri dish and a plant monster living in the walls, memorize all 1001 rules of Price and Carter’s Deep Space Survival Procedure’s and Protocols AND manage to gain Communication Officer Douglas “Dougie Fresh” Eiffel’s respect to lose to some “sexy” British man. Go my followers! A vote for Minkowski is a vote for all women stuck in sci-fi horror space stations!
Vote Minkowski! What’s sexier than a woman of authority? They call her “Sir” and they MEAN IT. She is in charge of this disaster. She IS the very model of a modern major general. She is everything to me <3
How dare you not add Renae’s monster hunting a plant monster for a month canonically in the sex appeal. For shame. Jk jk.
