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At the grocery store

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

Electric Love
Bob's Burgers

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner

- favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via katiebishop)

(Source: agentturner)

bootyquake-offthe-richterscale:

you start up the new dragon age. excited to make your own character with their own personality and story line. you press start but there is no character creation screen. you don’t choose a name or race or class. there is only one choice and that choice is sandal. you’ve been fooled. you must play as sandal. the only dialogue choices are variations on the word enchantment. it’s the best game you’ve ever played.

orphan black + lgbt representation 

(Source: racheldumcan)

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(Source: gaarrus)

when-it-rains-it-snows:

Confession: I am sitting here laughing so hard at my own fucking nonsense that I am gonna have to compose myself before writing a rambly artist note.
Will you even look at this.
Okay, so: This was a gag gift, you know it was a gag gift, obviously a very well-thought out one that took some planning, but the person who gave it was apparently unaware that while you can take the man out of Iowa, you cannot take the Iowa out of the man.  Even if you manage to surgically excise every trace of Midwest, you’d STILL have someone who used to wear a purple miniskirt to work.
Last statement here is that if you’re new enough to Hawkeye that you don’t recognise the GOSH I LOVE ARROWS thing, I am going to give you the pleasure of Googe-Image-Searching it yourself.  Enjoy!  You’ve picked the right Avenger to love, you really have.

when-it-rains-it-snows:

Confession: I am sitting here laughing so hard at my own fucking nonsense that I am gonna have to compose myself before writing a rambly artist note.

Will you even look at this.

Okay, so: This was a gag gift, you know it was a gag gift, obviously a very well-thought out one that took some planning, but the person who gave it was apparently unaware that while you can take the man out of Iowa, you cannot take the Iowa out of the man.  Even if you manage to surgically excise every trace of Midwest, you’d STILL have someone who used to wear a purple miniskirt to work.

Last statement here is that if you’re new enough to Hawkeye that you don’t recognise the GOSH I LOVE ARROWS thing, I am going to give you the pleasure of Googe-Image-Searching it yourself.  Enjoy!  You’ve picked the right Avenger to love, you really have.

skyrimconfessionss:

"I always stop and talk to M’aiq the liar."
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- Image credit: [x]

skyrimconfessionss:

"I always stop and talk to M’aiq the liar."

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- Image credit: [x]

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Also while I was waiting in a cab line yesterday I was having a very stressed and frantic phone call and the dudes standing in front of me were laughing about it and then one of them was like “wow you’re having a rough day” in the most recognizable voice ever and that’s when I realized H Jon Benjamin was laughing at my pain

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oh my god

yumearashi:

 ↪ LEVERAGE + TV TROPES: Fanservice

Gratuitous display of characters in skimpy clothing, or none at all, under the assumption that it will attract or “reward” viewers. The character is usually female, though fanservice of male characters is far from uncommon.

This is the best kind of fanservice because it’s sexy without being oversexualized.  If you look at what’s going on in each of those scenes, there’s nothing overtly sexual happening, either from the character’s or from the viewer’s perspective.  The characters aren’t in a sexual situation and the showrunners aren’t portraying it in a sexual way (ie, slow pans along someone’s body, lighting, music, etc).  It’s still sexy, because these are some amazingly gorgeous people, but they are, even in those moments, more than sexual objects. 

(Of course I also have to give kudos for there being as male fanservice as female fanservice.)

(Source: susannahmccormick)

coffeeandarrows:

STEVE ROGERS IS IN SLYTHERIN OKAY. I DON’T CARE HOW NICE OR GOOD HE IS, THAT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

YES HE’S BRAVE, BUT DID YOU NOT WATCH THE FIRST HALF HOUR OF THE FIRST AVENGER? DID YOU NOT WATCH ANY OF THAT MOVIE? THAT LITTLE SHIT LIED ON FEDERAL FORMS TO GET WHAT HE WANTED. HIS AMBITION WAS TO JOIN THE ARMY AND HE DID IT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. HE WAS RUTHLESSLY EFFECTIVE. HE WAS UMAPOLOGETICALLY BADASS. HE’S CLEVER AND DETERMINED AND RESOURCEFUL AND A LEADER, ALL SLYTHERIN QUALITIES.

AND IF YOU THINK THAT HE HAD A HOUSE PREFERENCE BC “”“NICENESS”“”” LEMME TELL YOU THAT IF THAT BOY KNEW THAT SLYTHERIN COULD HELP HIM GET WHERE HE WANTED TO GO IN LIFE, HE WOULD NOT THINK TWICE. HE WOULD NOT LISTEN TO STEREOTYPES ABOUT THAT HOUSE, NOR WOULD HE LOOK DOWN OF KIDS FROM OTHER HOUSES, ESPECIALLY CUZ THAT SOFT HEARTED HEROIC NERD OF A BEST FRIEND HE HAS DEFINITELY ENDED UP IN HUFFLEPUFF.

thefemaleofherspecies:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

lurkthejerk:

Is it worth it.

let me work it.

i put my thang down flip it and reverse it.

it’s yurfurmanurnakjsdnfkjsd

(Source: farfrompaid)

cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Alice Elliot
Series: Shadow Hearts
Cosplayer: Shadyfolk
SUBMISSION

cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Alice Elliot

Series: Shadow Hearts

Cosplayer: Shadyfolk

SUBMISSION